contact ★ hadriel.

[robobees]

So here's what you do.
Listen for the beep.
Leave some words.
I decide if they're worth it.

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Comments

text; MISFIRE

[onetrueprince]

must you keep calling me about everything you do like an excited child

LET IT BEGIN.

[robobees]

1. nice shade of pink
2. how did you manage to stick a rabbit emoji in there
3. i reserve every right to be excited about anything i call anyone about
4. WHO IS THIS?

OH NO HELP

[onetrueprince]

[ .... Oh. God. So first, he was intending to text Goku. Second, he didn't even say that even if it was what he was thinking at the time. third, what the fuck.

Hang on. He needs a few moments to wrap his head around that. ]

that wasn't intentional. neither is the color. or the animal [ what is an emoji....? ]

this is kougaiji

[ Oh my GOD IT DID IT AGAIN ]

LMFAO IT'S ONLY GOING TO GET WORSE.

[robobees]

oh, the dude with the letter and curiosity about bees
do you like rabbits? you must, if you have an emote of one
and i have to wonder how none of this was intentional beyond a simple misfire

( henRY YOU'RE NOT MAKING THIS ANY BETTER WOULD YOU KINDLY STOP PLZ. )

so, who's the excitable child?

GOOD BRING IT

[onetrueprince]

[ NO HENRY YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY NOT MAKING THIS ANY BETTER FJKLDSJLKDS

He switches to audio, and it's... autotune'd: ] These things ♪ aren't working pro-- ...

[ . . . let's go back to text he'll just put up with the motherfucking pink. ]

this isnt working. and his name is Goku. and NO I definitely do not like rabbits.

[robobees]

( slow. slow. blink.

was that just autotune he just heard? )

dude
did that thing just autotune you?
i'm not sure which i like better, that or the pink
what do you have against rabbits? i hear they make great pets
and their shit is like little pellets so it's really easy to clean up

[onetrueprince]

[ why is this happening to him. why is this his life. ]

if this "autotune" is what causes that ridiculous noise then yes, it did. do you see the problem now?
Let's say there are people I know and absolutely despise that associate themselves with rabbits.

[ He'll uh. he'll leave it at that. fjaskl

but also: ]

[robobees]

( hell if henry knows but it's amusing as fuck so he's just going to roll with it. )

that would be it, yes.
though generally that "noise" is considered a key ingredient in music nowadays. get with the program.
and ... okay, if it's somebody you hate, i guess i can't blame you.
but what kind of hateful person associates themselves with such an adorable creature?

( godDAMN THAT EMOJI he is just going to laugh himself silly, good thing no one else is around to hear him ... )

[onetrueprince]

if it's a key ingredient then i think i'm glad to be from the past.
one of them does it on purpose. to be a creep.

[ HE CAN ACTUALLY SAY THAT HERE! BECAUSE THE CREEP IS NOT HERE! JOYOUS DAY! ]

[robobees]

the past?
how far back are we talking?

( genuine interest: engage! there's always room for timey-wimey shenanigans, even though he hadn't been around for the whole of the conquest for glendower to understand just how right he is for thinking that. )

hm ... that's unfortunate. for anyone involved.
creeps are creepy.

( you don't say. )

[onetrueprince]

significantly far if i had to guess. i didn't know what this... phone was. among other things.

[ and yet, there are some things that are completely out of place for ancient China and India, but that's what alternate-history canon settings get you. Whoops? ]

the fortunate part is that he is not here at least...