contact ★ hadriel.

[robobees]

So here's what you do.
Listen for the beep.
Leave some words.
I decide if they're worth it.

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Comments

text; MISFIRE

[onetrueprince]

must you keep calling me about everything you do like an excited child

LET IT BEGIN.

[robobees]

1. nice shade of pink
2. how did you manage to stick a rabbit emoji in there
3. i reserve every right to be excited about anything i call anyone about
4. WHO IS THIS?

OH NO HELP

[onetrueprince]

[ .... Oh. God. So first, he was intending to text Goku. Second, he didn't even say that even if it was what he was thinking at the time. third, what the fuck.

Hang on. He needs a few moments to wrap his head around that. ]

that wasn't intentional. neither is the color. or the animal [ what is an emoji....? ]

this is kougaiji

[ Oh my GOD IT DID IT AGAIN ]

LMFAO IT'S ONLY GOING TO GET WORSE.

[robobees]

oh, the dude with the letter and curiosity about bees
do you like rabbits? you must, if you have an emote of one
and i have to wonder how none of this was intentional beyond a simple misfire

( henRY YOU'RE NOT MAKING THIS ANY BETTER WOULD YOU KINDLY STOP PLZ. )

so, who's the excitable child?

GOOD BRING IT

[onetrueprince]

[ NO HENRY YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY NOT MAKING THIS ANY BETTER FJKLDSJLKDS

He switches to audio, and it's... autotune'd: ] These things ♪ aren't working pro-- ...

[ . . . let's go back to text he'll just put up with the motherfucking pink. ]

this isnt working. and his name is Goku. and NO I definitely do not like rabbits.

[robobees]

( slow. slow. blink.

was that just autotune he just heard? )

dude
did that thing just autotune you?
i'm not sure which i like better, that or the pink
what do you have against rabbits? i hear they make great pets
and their shit is like little pellets so it's really easy to clean up

[onetrueprince]

[ why is this happening to him. why is this his life. ]

if this "autotune" is what causes that ridiculous noise then yes, it did. do you see the problem now?
Let's say there are people I know and absolutely despise that associate themselves with rabbits.

[ He'll uh. he'll leave it at that. fjaskl

but also: ]

text

[unknowable]

Do you think Cheng is gonna cry when he runs out of hair gel?

text

[unknowable]

Oh, shit.

Um, I sent that to the wrong person.

[robobees]

looks like it.
worry not, parrish. i don't cry so easily.
but your concern is duly noted.

( rude, tho. )

[unknowable]

[He's pretty sure he sent that to Ronan?? Why is this happening... oh well. Roll with it.]

It's fine if you do. Boys are allowed to cry.

[robobees]

( he absolutely did not send that to lynch. darn these new-fangled technological devices! can't do anything with them! )

i'm not disputing that. merely the fact that i wouldn't.

( yes he would. and he might. give it time. )

it takes a lot more than an empty bottle of hair product to bring tears to these eyes.

[unknowable]

Well, now you've made me curious. What does it take?

text

[casperdisaster]

ashley what if the cave is filled with ghosts of the previous residents and we just can't see them because we aren't the right species

god that'd be creepy

i don't need that kind of competition

[robobees]

an interesting concept, i must say.

but what sort of competition might you have with ghostly creatures?

[casperdisaster]

oh

uh

ghost competition

i mean

i'm not dead right now but

uh

you know that noah that went to aglionby and got kinda murdered seven years ago?

s u r p r i s e.

[robobees]

if it weren't for the fact that i watched dick gansey die after his child bride kissed him, i might have to call bullshit.
but i did. so i can't.

... but you've got to be shitting me.

[casperdisaster]

yeah like in the grand scheme of things it's probably not the weirdest thing that's happened right?

but no i am not shitting you. noah czerny, sacrifice.

[robobees]

you.
that was you.
you died.
but you said you're not dead now.
how?

text (backdated to misfire event)

[casperdisaster]

HENRY HENRY THIS IS FOR HENRY IF THIS DOESN'T GET TO HENRY I'M SORRY

HAVE YOU MET THE SKELETON THAT MAKES FONT PUNS??

late af text back;

[robobees]

you found the right one, now calm down.
there's a skeleton that makes font puns?

no worries!!

[casperdisaster]

YES AND I THOUGHT OF YOU

[robobees]

because i was always vying for larger font in the aglionby paper?
i'm touched.

[casperdisaster]

it seemed like something you liked

and who doesn't like puns?

[robobees]

depends on the pun, really ...
some of them are pretty terrible.